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"Quick Change Artist" by Gil Elvgren, 1967


this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

I put my fish in time out because he kept trying to eat my other fish.  I hope that little fucker learned his lesson


Hi, I’m a Jehovah’s Witness wondering if you’d be interested in a gym membership over at Jehovah’s Fitness

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are you out there?

i know but idk

-me when i know but idk (via bageutte)

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if we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner

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