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  • east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
  • west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
fangirlarmoire:

justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

this looks like something out of a freaking sims game
azgunguy:

ttiigerlily:

Because one time I called 911 and they didn’t answer.

Lololol I’ve been hung up by 911 more than I can count.

classicassi:

"baby grind on me"
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“relax your mind take ya time on mee”
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school dress codes
  • girls: sleeves must cover shoulders, no cleavage should be shown in the slightest, shorts/skirts need to be longer than your fingertips (if its .000567 inches off you still must change)
  • boys: hahaha i dont even fucking know just wear whatever
that-skinny-little-doll:

This caught me off guard and I probably laughed harder than I should have, omg. 
countrymusicgifs:

Beachin’ | Jake Owen

starllex:

when you see a dog from across the street 

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breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

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staff:

we hate you guys so much so we added another shitty feature have fun