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imperfect000000:

When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

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studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

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awkwardvagina:

theres only 4 months left of this year and if that doesnt freak you out then youre lying

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chenyakumo:

hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but

fuck wasps

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tcolinmalloy:

Um…no. Have you ever tried carrying a bail of hay shirtless?! It’s itchy and prickly as hell! It don’t matter how damn hot it is, you keep your shirt on at all times when workin with hay! *WARNINF FALSE EXPECTATIONS* *NOT A REAL COUNTRY BOY*

stupid-fucking-rope:

shagmestyles:

There’s a drunk guy outside singing What Makes You Beautiful to a tree. So I opened my window and played the actual song and he just got so happy. He looked at the sky and yelled, “You’re beautiful too, Jesus.”

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cocainecowgirll:

woahhbree:

lordflacko91:

feeeling-goood:

Relationship goal level:

Her ass better be grateful when I do this

Wish I had this

Black. Always black.

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dontjudgemymods:

Don’t Judge My Mods-

blowmeblaine:

blowmeblaine:

blowmeblaine:

the worst thing is when you have crumbs in your bra

also when there are crumbs in your keyboard and the keys wont work right

the two most important things in every girl’s life

the boobs and the laptop

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supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

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alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

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