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minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

kumagawa:

how are all these celebrity nudes getting leaked but the krabby patty formula still safe

(via myfavoritedeputy)

You got a scar on your wrist? Don’t worry, I won’t judge. You got burns on your leg? I still won’t judge. You’re depressed? Still not judging. Because no matter what you do with yourself, I will still love you to pieces. I will make you feel extra special. And I won’t leave you because of your past, your present, or your future.

(via bemykhaleesi)

dicktouching:

artjonak:

The great-great-great grandchildren of Dickens take a selfie with him on his 202nd birthday.

this is a very important thing that everyone needs to see.
elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.
basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

Girl lemme drizzle pumpkin spice over your naked body and fuck you in a pile of leaves.

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Me getting into the fall spirit (via dearalexandra)

Hahaha

(via imsad2man)

(Source: black--lamb, via notquite-fate)

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

bootyexpress:

not every single text post calls for a supernatural gif jfc

image

YES. THERE IS ONE FOR EVERYTHING AND I LOVE IT.

(via notquite-fate)

lanactrlaltdelrey:
lifehackable:

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Sometimes I wish I could read your mind. But then, I wonder if I could handle the truth.

-The Vow  (via aluminere)

Ya!

(via delilli)

(Source: disbar, via coloradoqueen)

showgirlglitz:

how cute is this?!
  • me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
  • me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord