steadymobbing:

steadymobbing:

i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by you” with like blood all over his face and jersey

so i asked my dad and he said “my friend told me he’d give me 10 bucks if i asked a girl out with my broken nose and she said yes”

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fancifullauren:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

“tell me when,” the waiter says as he starts grating my parmesan cheese on my pasta. i sit there in silence and watch as the restaurant fills with cheese and suffocates everyone

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is im just gonna show them this post

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forthequiffsandcurls:

thisisemobuddy:

avengethetardisandcastiel:

sterekhobrien:

ill-never-be-your-chosen-one:

Going to run an experiment. This post will have 0 tags. I want to see how many people it can reach just through the dash alone. Reblog when you see please :)

FOR SCIENCE

SCIENCE

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I GOT MY BABY’S ADDRESS <3333333 AHH