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sassykardashian:

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A LIL CRUSH ON SOMEONE BUT THEN AFTER A FEW DAYS YOU CATCH YOURSELF THINKING ABOUT THEM A LOT AND THAT LIL CRUSH IS NO LONGER A LIL CRUSH IT’S AN ADULT CRUSH AND IT RUINS YOUR LIFE LIKE WTF I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS

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420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

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annieleonhardt:

boys who hate bright lipsticks because “itll get all over them” fail to realize it will come nowhere near them

(via georgia-dream)

gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

(via georgia-dream)

You can drink too much
and forget the night before
but I’ve learned you
can never drink enough
to forget the people
you’ve loved and lost.

-Beau Taplin || A most unfortunate truth. (via perfect)

(Source: afadthatlastsforever, via georgia-dream)

niggajr:

my door this year. happy halloween muthafucka.

edrockbells:

i am that person who constantly jiggles their leg i’m s orry

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nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via blondewavyhair)

straightgirl:

you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now

(via fabricated-bullshit)