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dutchster:

Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?

(via camodaisy)

actualcrutchie:

glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead. 

(via notquite-fate)

toomuchsassforonegirl:

I love those floors

I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline.

- the girl you wished you had (via vintage-drunk)

(via vintage-drunk)

zevri:

what’s cooler than being cool?

using your turn signal

(via museramblethinkspeak)

No one is good enough that they can’t get dropped to the bench if they’re not performing

-KushandWizdom (via kushandwizdom)

More good vibes here

(via quotelounge)

(via quotelounge)

grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

(Source: lesbolution, via hangloosemadood)

Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic

-Frida Kahlo (via stevenbong)

(Source: bl-ossomed, via hangloosemadood)

You’ll stop thinking about it one day. You just will. That’s it.

-(via the-taintedtruth)

(via paintmeabirmingham)