we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on
I probably fantasize about fucking you way more than I should.
one time my mom was giving me the sex talk and she tried to convince me she was a virgin
I’m gonna cry with happiness if these things work
this is complete bull crap UGH
don’t do this to me tumblr
but these are true though