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kygarbs:

necrophilofthefuture:

is having a penis fun

It has it’s ups and downs

(via a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son)

Things I am currently craving

- hot kinky sex
- a deep massage
- bubble bath with extra bubbles
- milkshake
- cozy jammies
- warm, loving cuddles
- kisses all over my face

(via coloradoqueen)

whores:

You deserve someone who loves you with all their heart, someone who will think about you everytime, someone who will be wondering every minute of the day what you’re doing, where you’re at, who you are with, and how you are. You need someone who helps you make your dreams come true, and make your fears go away. You need someone that treats you with respect, who loves you like no one no matter your flaws. You should be with someone that knows how to make you happy, really happy.

(Source: eudaldo, via hangloosemadood)

When you love someone, you don’t give up. Ever.

-Ted Mosby  (via suchvodka)

(Source: cherryy--coke, via hangloosemadood)

lalondes:

i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone

(via princessariona)

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

(via dieselsanddaisydukes)

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

eggaroo:

cannibalucifer:

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

dude my internal insulting isnt even that good its more just a constant stream of fuck you fucking fuck shit think youre the fucking shit nipple dont you fuck shit

shit nipple

(via ponytail-andaprettysmile)